In this world, you will come across your fair share of crazy people. But.... girls, women, chicks, whatever you want to call them. They take the cake when it comes to having the crazies. Before you go getting all feminist on me... relax. I am a female. I'm allowed to say this stuff.

There's a little something I like to call the inner psycho. Every girl has one. I'm sure you could argue this about men too. But most of my experience is in dealing with psycho girls... so let me continue. (Although I have dealt with some wacko exboyfriend things too... but we'll save that post for another day.) So yeah, back to my point. In my opinion, deep down in every female lies the inner psycho, you could even call it the inner psycho/ inner bitch. Or as I often call it, the IPB.

Don't get me wrong. I am not calling every girl a psycho or a bitch. Here's the trick. Some women can CONTROL this feature. And control it very well, I might add. You might never see it, or see very rare glimpses of it. (FYI: if you found a girl like this, you better do your best to keep her. they don't come around that often.)

The women that can control the IPB are some of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet. They are laid back, very understanding, like to have fun, etc. However, the broads that can't control the IPB are some of the scariest people you'll ever meet. These are the whiney, bitchy, over-emotional, lunatic, up-your-ass kind of girls. The kind that when you're dating them want to spend every waking moment with you, and can't understand why you need your space. The kind that when you break up with them they still stalk your every move, and any new person in your life. You should do your best to steer clear of these girls.

The girlzzzz in my life rule. So I hope none of them take offense to this. None of them possess a high IPB, and this is why I am able to be friends with them. However, to any other chicks out there who are reading this and getting angry... ha, I think your Inner Psycho/Bitch is coming out full force. You might want to get that taken care of.

 -SRG.

p.s. As a side note, and nothing to do with this post... the st. anthony's community lost a very important person yesterday. Mr. Perrino. May he rest in peace.