People and things that suck should be cemented into the ground. More on that in a bit.


So what is this website, you ask? Well, as my partner in crime so eloquently began to describe in the first post, this is the ultimate duo coming to you in the form of a blog. Scott and I met back in 2001 in the Complex 101 A at Quinnipiac Univeristy. From there, our friendship grew.

For years now we have been having hilarious conversations where we have discussed our theories, ideas, and basically just the way we think the world should function. Recently we decided something very important. We could no longer deprive the public of our thoughts, rants and stories.

This site is majorly under construction as you can see. But fear not, it shall be up and running smoothly, faster than you can say , "I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish, I heard it, so I came out..." If you don't get that Dane Cook refernce, don't worry. You soon will. Learning about the comic genuis of Mr. Dane Cook, as well as many, many other important ways to improve your quality of living will be just some of the perks you will receive from becoming a viewer of this website.

We decided to unleash this site in it's construction phase because we thought it was important to do so. So check back, and enjoy all that SrSquared has to offer you. We promise you will not be disapointed.

Oh yeah, about the cement. A few weeks ago, we came up with this theory. People that suck at life should be cemented into the ground on the side of the road. Relax. We don't want to kill them. Their heads would still be up in the air. And depending on how much they suck would determine whether or not they receive use of their arms. Think of the fun you could have with this. More on this theory to come.... and a special link to a site where we will be honorarily cementing people. And things too. Enjoy!